What do you call a scary horse?
A nightmare!
How do you know if an elephant is under your bed?
When your face is squished against your celieing!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite!!
What do you call a dog without any legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it, it still won't come!
What do you call two young dogs with headphones on?
Hush puppies!
What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?
An egg!
How is cat food sold?
Usually Purr can!
What is a sheep without a head or any legs?
A cloud!